I CAN SHOOT POOL, BABY
I CAN SHOOT POOL
NOT WHEN I FIRST WALK IN THE DOOR
OH, NO WAY BABY
I TRIED THAT ONCE BEFORE
BUT I CAN SHOOT POOL, BABY
I CAN SHOOT POOL
LET ME JUST SIT A WHILE
AND NURSE A COUPLE A DRINKS
THEN GET ME NEAR THAT TABLE, BABY
AND I CAN SHOOT POOL, OH YEAH!
BABY, I CAN SHOOT POOL
HEY, NO MORE THAN THREE DRINKS
WELL, SOMETIMES IT TAKES FOUR
BUT THEN GO 'HEAD AND RACK 'EM, CAUSE
I CAN SHOOT POOL, BABY
I CAN SHOOT POOL
I NEVER PLAY DRUNK, NO WAY
DON'T YA TAKE ME FOR A FOOL
BUT WHEN I'VE HAD JUST ENOUGH, LOOK OUT
'CAUSE I CAN SHOOT POOL
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT BABY
I CAN SHOOT POOL
SOMETIMES I STOP TO EAT
AND MY BELLY'S REALLY FULL
THEN FIVE SHOOTERS IS FINE
OKAY, MAYBE SIX
BUT I CAN SHOOT POOL, BABY
I CAN SHOOT POOL
HAND ME THE CHALK, BABY
AN' GIVE ME THAT CUE
SOON'S I'VE HAD ANOTHER
AN' YA HELP ME OFF THIS STOOL
I'M GONNA SHOW YA, BABY
YEAH! I CAN SHOOT POOL!
Russ Mars © 2008
