I CAN SHOOT POOL (song...okay, give me a break, I'm working on the music!)

I CAN SHOOT POOL, BABY

I CAN SHOOT POOL

NOT WHEN I FIRST WALK IN THE DOOR

OH, NO WAY BABY

I TRIED THAT ONCE BEFORE

BUT I CAN SHOOT POOL, BABY

I CAN SHOOT POOL

LET ME JUST SIT A WHILE

AND NURSE A COUPLE A DRINKS

THEN GET ME NEAR THAT TABLE, BABY

AND I CAN SHOOT POOL, OH YEAH!

BABY, I CAN SHOOT POOL

HEY, NO MORE THAN THREE DRINKS

WELL, SOMETIMES IT TAKES FOUR

BUT THEN GO 'HEAD AND RACK 'EM, CAUSE

I CAN SHOOT POOL, BABY

I CAN SHOOT POOL

I NEVER PLAY DRUNK, NO WAY

DON'T YA TAKE ME FOR A FOOL

BUT WHEN I'VE HAD JUST ENOUGH, LOOK OUT

'CAUSE I CAN SHOOT POOL

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT BABY

I CAN SHOOT POOL

SOMETIMES I STOP TO EAT

AND MY BELLY'S REALLY FULL

THEN FIVE SHOOTERS IS FINE

OKAY, MAYBE SIX

BUT I CAN SHOOT POOL, BABY

I CAN SHOOT POOL

HAND ME THE CHALK, BABY

AN' GIVE ME THAT CUE

SOON'S I'VE HAD ANOTHER

AN' YA HELP ME OFF THIS STOOL

I'M GONNA SHOW YA, BABY

YEAH! I CAN SHOOT POOL!

Russ Mars © 2008